I don't like actual sex, and I don't like dildos. The only times I actually tolerate intercourse or dildos is when I can't release my frustration any other way. Generally speaking, I prefer essentially "humping" corners.
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1,722 Posts. #12 · Sep 20, 2010. I once saw a toy in a magazine that was a chin strap with a penis sticking off the chin. I must admit I would think that would be the ultimate toy pleaser for a couple to enjoy oral sex on the woman. The only problem I could find is that I would feel 100% ridiculous with a penis jutting off the end of my chin, lol.
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I forgot to mention that girls only like penises because of intimacy and guys don't give me that so the girls on here are believing in their own lies and the guys are pretnding to be girls also i looked in other websites most girls like dildos so we don't need guys girls on this website are slutts who don't wanna be alone
They are like dildos as they hold the temp of the room they are in, but they have one slight advantage, you can put them in the microwave for 10 seconds and they warm up nice and stay warm. Have you ever seen those cucumbers with little ridges on them, and some cucumbers are very large.
Answer (1 of 7): I am quite big. (8ins erect, measured by my wife). Just for fun on her recent birthday, I asked her if she wanted a vibrator and if so, what size?
Answer (1 of 16): Ive had sex with women. Ive had a girlfriend. When i was 17 i experimented with anal sex and loved it. I started with a pen, and graduated to a swiffer.